Post-Mortem Hackery (UPDATE)

Having elected a moderately progressive President (or, at least, one with a moderately progressive agenda), and a Congress with progressive majorities, the pundits are all insisting that we are a "center-right" nation.

Um, I do believe the voters just told you all to shut the fuck up, people.

You lost. Deal with it.

I, for one, am LIBERAL. In fact, while much farther to the left than Pres.-elect Obama (God, I just love typing that), I will wear that mantle proudly.

LIBERAL.

LIBERAL.

Effing-LIB-Effing-ERAL.

Do you get it yet?

UPDATE: How stupid is Tom Brokaw?

Brokaw on Morning Joe cited as evidence for the center-right thesis the idea that a majority of land area in the United States, if you measure it on the county level, voted for McCain.

Yes, one acre, one vote, people.

Don't go away mad. Just go away.