DCup managed to tag-without-tagging (it's a Zen thing; you wouldn't understand) on a Name Meme that is quite fun.
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Lee Bird
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Eugene George
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Rdgeof, or maybe R'd'Geof (pretty clunky, huh?)
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Koatamundi (even clunkier!)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): Stephen Poplar (I left off the grove)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning): Blue Guinness Stout (actually sounds like a reason someone became ill)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Gerd (please add "your loins" if you wish)
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Vanilla Iced Sugar - which, all things considered, would be the kind of rap I'd do . . .
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name): Dreyfus Bree (Or, I could use our cat's name, but "Patch Bree" just isn't, you know, hot and all boss; what young woman would toss her panties on the stage to some guy named "Patch Bree"?)
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Aaron Orange (I had to use our second pet, because our first dog when I was a kid, was named Lady, and "Lady Orange" just wouldn't do for me . . .)
I don't tag, so I'll just let you do it if you wish, because this was a whole lot of fun.