George Carlin has left us, but he has left us with such a rich variety of work that he will always be with us, challenging us in our thoughtlessness, our sloppy linguistic habits, and our blindness to the way our language betrays our cowardice and hypocrisy. It should go without saying that the following are not appropriate for those who are overly-sensitive, easily offended, or who faint at the sound of dirty words. By the way, it goes without saying that I will most certainly not be putting up "seven little words" business. There is so much more, and better stuff that show us that Carlin continued to be both hilarious and relevant. Besides, he uses dirty words enough in what follows to give us examples of how to use those seven little words that we don't need his little demonstration.