First, the title was bestowed upon Douglas Feith, former Undersecretary of Defense, by General Tommy Franks in the latter's memoir. Franks called Feith, "the stupidest fucking guy on the planet." Second, of all the blabbermouths on television pretending to understand politics, none arouse my disdain more than Cokie Roberts. Implicated in a news-faking incident several years back (she was presented doing a stand-up in front of the Capitol building, but in fact was on a set in front of a blue screen, with an image of the Capitol behind her), she has since gone on to be one of the really stupid people who talk about politics. The one thing on her resume she has going for her is that her father was a Democratic Representative for Louisiana, back in the 1950's and 1960's. Also, she is married to Steve Roberts, who, while looking like a Rhodes Scholar next to his wife, in reality isn't much brighter.
So, why do I think Cokie should be named "the stupidest fucking [gal] on the planet"? Please read
this and weep for our nation.
I know his grandmother lives in Hawaii and I know Hawaii is a state, but it has the look of him going off to some sort of foreign, exotic place. He should be at Myrtle Beach and if he’s going to take a vacation at this time. I just think this is not the time to do that.
He's going back home, to the grandmother who helped raise him. He's going to a state in the United States. But, somehow, it seems "exotic", even "foreign" to Roberts.
Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe we have a winner in the "Doug Feith Title" contest.