So, why do I think Cokie should be named "the stupidest fucking [gal] on the planet"? Please read this and weep for our nation.
I know his grandmother lives in Hawaii and I know Hawaii is a state, but it has the look of him going off to some sort of foreign, exotic place. He should be at Myrtle Beach and if he’s going to take a vacation at this time. I just think this is not the time to do that.
He's going back home, to the grandmother who helped raise him. He's going to a state in the United States. But, somehow, it seems "exotic", even "foreign" to Roberts.
Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe we have a winner in the "Doug Feith Title" contest.