Santorum

My wife has a book that quickly and succinctly sums up the various major religions of the world. I knew absolutely nothing about Sikhism until this morning.

Now, I'm thinking of converting. See, Rick Santorum has taken to spouting off from the deep well of his faith, which everyone else is supposed to respect. If being ignorant, hateful, and crazy blossoms from faith, I'm definitely looking in to Sikhism now. It's monotheistic, highly ethical, plus you get to grow your hair long.

What has emanated from little Ricky's mouth now that may well have tipped me over the edge to begin reading from the Gurus?

Just this:

Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum said Thursday that President Obama wants more young adults to go to college so they can undergo "indoctrination" to a secular world view.

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On the president's efforts to boost college attendance, Santorum said, "I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because of their indoctrination mills, absolutely ... The indoctrination that is going on at the university level is a harm to our country."

Turbans. Long hair. Service to the community. Religious pluralism at the heart of their doctrine of God. Plus, they're not too different from United Methodists; after each worship service, they have a community meal.