With a generous hat-tip to my FB friend Les, this story at The Onion is actually pretty much on the mark. That it is also hysterical, well, that's just a bonus.
Pink-faced half-wit . . . Even the made up quotes about a multi-millionaire exploiting fear to make money . . . it's like our current politics and social scene are so far out there, satire can't catch up even when it sprints.
