To: xxxxxxxxxx.com (email redacted)
Your name has been submitted as a candidate to chair the Boone County, Illinois Death Panel once health care reform passes. In order to facilitate the decision-making process, we offer this opportunity for all candidates to select a list of persons slated to appear before your death panel. While the final decision would be left to the actual members of the death panel, we assume your decisions will be based on good national Islamic socialist principles from the Holy Q'uran on who is to live and who is to die. We encourage you to receive ideas from your neighbors and friends, in order that as many people as possible may receive their just reward from their government.
Barack Hussein Obama
PS: If you are white, you received this email in error, and your name has already been added to our death panel list. We regret any error.
The first person to take this seriously gets dope-slapped.