Wednesday, May 12, 2010

"I'm Not Gay, But The Prostitute I Hired For My Vacation Is"

Even as the closet door has swung open, Rekers' crawls to a back corner and cowers.
"With the assistance of a defamation attorney, I will fight these false reports because I have not engaged in any homosexual behavior whatsoever. I am not gay and never have been."

That guy who went to Europe with him? Held his bag. The whole trip. I swear.

Come on, Rekers, come for me with a defamation suit.

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